Artwyrd

One day a himlyn called Matthew Went out for a walk with his dog. He decided to ride his bike, Instead of going for a jog. He tied the dog firmly To the shiny handlebars. And put his feet to the pedals Pretending to cycle to Mars. Everything was going just fine Until a cute lil moggy ran by The doggy gave great chase And pulled the bike awry. To the ground he was cruelly thrown As the doggy chased that darn cat. A loud CRACK! was heard As his femur went SPLAT! Next time he needs to walk the dog, A dinosaur he should ride So that flea-bitten mutt Won't be able to throw him to his side!